swingin' on the porch

Well, g'mornin' there. Would you care to join my brother and me out here on m' porch? Thought we'd sit for a spell and watch the world go by. Make sure none o' those young whippersnappers step on the lawn and whatnot. Later we'll play some checkers, or perhaps just chew on some checkers. Did I mention I got a molar that's been botherin' me somethin' fierce? Whoooo-wee.