is there a card for this?

Mom and Dad took us to the Garfield Park Conservatory on Saturday to take pictures for this year's Christmas card. Wyn and I didn't much care for being told where to stand or sit, so the results were somewhat...dubious. For example, the above photo was one of the best in the bunch. While perhaps inappropriate for Christmas, we are open to selling the image to Hallmark for a "Sorry Our Parents Tried To Make You Sit Next To Me and Smile" or other sympathy-type card.